Who Didn't Get This?

[bookwyrm]

Anybody wanna test it out? *waggles eyebrows enticingly*

I am the Ideal Lover Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover. Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.

What Type of Seducer are You?
created by polite_society

I varied between that and "the rake", but I think my most honest answers led to "the ideal lover." It does not coordinate with my history, however. Perhaps I think I do one thing but really do another?
In a private entry I will explain what's happening with my life. But not just yet. Suffice to say it's really not going well at all.