Books that have not been written...

[bookwyrm]

...But that need to be. Feel free to contribute.

The Vulcan Philosopy, by Surak

Why Desire is Bad and How to Avoid It, by Prince Siddartha Gautama

Social Interaction for Dummies

Social Interaction for Geeks
(two entirely different books!)

Yes, You Are Beautiful: A Mathematical Proof

So You Like Him: How NOT to Freak Him The Hell Out

Making Out In Public is Not Actually Cute (a Cosmopolitan article)

People Who Care Too Much

1000 Days of Sexy Elves (a tear-off calendar)

Comments

[jadia.livejournal.com]

Hah, I liked "Yes, You Are Beautiful: A Mathematical Proof". Heehee.

[zenala.livejournal.com]

So You Like Him: How NOT to Freak Him The Hell Out

There's always How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days... :-P

Scary thing is, I was only a day or two over that this spring...

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

1000 Days of Sexy Elves (a tear-off calendar)

I love it. These are all great, actually. :-)
I'd like to commission copies of:

"365 Days of Jewish Pinup Boys (http://www.jewhoo.com/editor/actors.htm)" (which would have to include all my favorites this list leaves out, from Mathew Broderick to Rob Morrow to Mandy Patinkin).

"Memo to Self: What The Hell It Is You Really Want and How to Get It"
Volume 1: Love, Romance, and Partnership
Volume 2: Life Choices You Can Commit To Wholeheartedly Instead of Always Feeling Like You're Waiting for Something Else

"Don't Fall for the Accent: Why Englishmen Suck And Should Generally Be Avoided"

"Meditations for Women Who Do Too Much" (oh wait, this one was already written)

[bookwyrm]

"365 Days of Jewish Pinup Boys"

Hm. Spock and Inigo Montoya. Okay, ya sold me. :)

The "Memo to Self" ones are excellent as well.